1: Raise arms in the air, make sure to keep hands parallel with ears. 2: When fingertips are approximately 2-3 inches above top of head, STOP. 3: Keeping hands open and straight, slowly and gently bring arms in at an angle until hands are touching head. 4: Gently pat all areas on top of head until glasses are located. 5: Once glasses are located, remove from head and apply to face in nominal prescribed manner. 6: If glasses are not located with the above steps, STOP. Do not move. Look around you on all surfaces to locate glasses. 7: If glasses are not located at this point, you have entered a non-physical dimension. Please return to reality and restart process.