Ha ha, sir has told a joke. We shall continue to assume your gender and there's quite literally nothing you can do about it - it's in the contract.
Well, let me join the 42 percent
We're afraid sir can't even do that. Sir signed sir's soul and body to us for use in whatever we see fit. Sir will understand if we place sit's mind in a vat of liquid pain for all eternity while we experiment?
I'll be like the lawnmower man. But less retarded
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