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They're on your head.

[–] • 2 pts

I can't see my head

[–] • 1 pt

You should put your glasses on, then. They're on your head.

[–] • 1 pt

Give me more clues. I'll feed you those cocaine sunflower seeds you like

[–] • 3 pts

Don't forget to keep looking after you find them to show those They're Always In The Last Place You Look people up!

[–] • 1 pt

Still gone. Believe I have a backup at home

[–] • 2 pts

hoes get slapped

[–] • 0 pt

Hey, you got a flair now

[–] • 0 pt
[–] • 1 pt

They're on your head

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah but stupid bird is building me a robot

[–] • 0 pt

That robot? In your head. Literally and figuratively.

[–] • 1 pt

I just had a mini stroke

[–] • 0 pt

My uncle would look for his keys all over the place, and every damn time they'd either be in his hand or pocket.

[–] • 0 pt

I left my keys on top of my van once. A month later I looked up, and there they were. I had probably traveled 800 miles in that time.

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Used the spare set that whole time?

[–] • 1 pt

Yes! Always have one under the car, in a magnetic case. Has saved me more than once.