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As of 12 minutes ago - the VP is saying we just don't know.

It's five in the afternoon and it's been down since eight this morning.

Not a very fun job today. Buddy is just squirming on the news.

The fucking banking system is down.

ATM's - down.

911 emergency - down.

Half the nation's telephones - down.

My guess is Russian hackers.

Or a disgruntled insider,

Or WEF treason action,

Or act of God - like lightning taking down the Georgia guide stones.

They don't even know what's wrong.

How can they not know what's wrong?

Turn it off and back on again - it's not rocket science - it's computer science.

Reboot already, and take it step by step.

As of 12 minutes ago - the VP is saying we just don't know. It's five in the afternoon and it's been down since eight this morning. Not a very fun job today. Buddy is just squirming on the news. The fucking banking system is down. ATM's - down. 911 emergency - down. Half the nation's telephones - down. My guess is Russian hackers. Or a disgruntled insider, Or WEF treason action, Or act of God - like lightning taking down the Georgia guide stones. They don't even know what's wrong. How can they not know what's wrong? Turn it off and back on again - it's not rocket science - it's computer science. Reboot already, and take it step by step.

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Solar storm activity?

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Good question - let me check - oh look, there was indeed some surging overnight.

Maybe some bits got scrambled down at server hq.

Doesn't take much to crash complex systems.