you know what to do if you get your Hands on a Time Machine

Go back in time and kill the founders of the federal reserve, the french aristocracy, all the executives and royalty in london at the time, karl marx, b. f. skinner, the inventor of the television, ted turner, and a partridge in a pear tree?

Don't forget certain political families that need to be snuffed out 150 years before they ruin the planet. But then again, whose to say they won't be replaced with something worse, although that would be hard to imagine.

Go back and swap out the apple with a coconut. Go ahead and take a bite, Eve.