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1 , 5 , 9

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With this combination, all of the others could be achieved.

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Pretty sure 5 could get you 1 and 9 too. Gimme 3 5s!

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How's it going, rabbi?

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Yeah. Well wanting all that doesn't make me a kike you fucktard. The desire for Unlimited wealth isn't just for jews.

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It doesn't say "unlimited wealth", it says "unlimited money". That pill is a bomb that causes hyperinflation.

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Shalom!

(that's how it's done, right?)

Anyone but a Jew would know that 9 is a curse.

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Kikes are hypochondriacs, they're insecure about their intelligence and they're greedy.

You have to see why this looks terrible.

The only thing that massive, seemingly unlimited wealth, has brought to the European peoples is jews.

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1, 6, 9

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69 dude

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1,8, 9.

*the hard part will be picking the 3 things from history to change. That needs some deliberation.

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8 could definitely solve most everything if done right.

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And using money for political causes for the rest.

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If you took 5 (super intelligence) instead of unlimited money... you could use your super intelligence, time travel, and perfect health to become rich.

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Becoming rich when you already have unlimited money seems ummm

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5, 8, 9

My Three things: 1. The Final Solution Happened in 200s 2. Africans stayed in Africa 3. I have a coke.

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1, 3, 4

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4 - Mighty white of you to want to help people.

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Oh shid. The are coming for me now..

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We have the 9th already, assuming you can service the debt.

I'd pick 3, 5, and 8. 4 would be useful, but if I'm super intelligent, I could figure out how to heal others. I could probably figure out how to heal myself as well so 1 wouldn't be necessary.

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1, 5, 8

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These achieve the rest while giving you a limited corrective factor.

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I would think it completely eliminates the capacity for love, and would be an extremely isolating life. Ultimately it would be worth it, though, given the good one could do….

Beyond that and the talking to the dead, I agree.

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Nope, this is the only correct answer for an adult who cares about the future of their people. With perfect health (long lifespan, no illnesses to fuck you up), super intelligence (ability to think faster and better than anybody ever has before), and the ability to manipulate 3 events from the past...

You use your giga-brain to come up with a plan on what 3 events to change, and how to change them. You change them in a way that sets your family up to become prominent, powerful, rich, etc.. After you've made your 3 changes, upon returning to the future, you could have a utopia if your giga-brain is truly giga. This will lead to unlimited money, which funds medical research for shit like curing illnesses, improving strength, etc..

Women will be lining up to be your wife, since you are the fucking hero of time in perfect health with all of the money. You'll love one of them eventually.

The only thing that this selection precludes as possibilities is talking to the deceased, but is that really something so necessary? That's actually like the most useless choice on the menu- you could use the time travel to speak to a deceased relative while they're still alive. But there's nothing tangible to gain from this.

I'd say we have objectively made the right selection here, Paul.

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1, 6, 8

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6 - Poal loves you forever

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I already have 2, 5, 6, and 9, so I'm gonna go with 1, 4, and 3.

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That's too many. I'll take number 9 off your hands.

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Get in line. Everyone wants money, and I hate money, so I tend to get rid of it pretty quickly.

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