Not everyone knows this but someone once discovered that if he sat farther away from the fire he felt less heat, thereby not burning himself. Anyone can complete this maneuver if they put their mind to it. But a word of caution, it was later discovered that too much distance will make you cold.
Yeah, finding the happy medium is a motherfucker. Especially when the wind is swirlin. Hell, it was snowing a couple hours ago. Hail before that.
Yeah we had that crazy Pennsylvania weather today
You can't win fs
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