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I don't know what is with this trend. I tried Svedka for the first time tonight and the cap was so hard to get off I thought it might have been a cork. I had to look up that it was a twist cap before I was confident enough to just manhand the thing off of there. Whoever started this whole thing where vodka has to have a super smooth metal cap is a dipshit. Honestly, the shit is so tight I bet there are people out there that can't even open the fucking thing without a wrench.

I don't know what is with this trend. I tried Svedka for the first time tonight and the cap was so hard to get off I thought it might have been a cork. I had to look up that it was a twist cap before I was confident enough to just manhand the thing off of there. Whoever started this whole thing where vodka has to have a super smooth metal cap is a dipshit. Honestly, the shit is so tight I bet there are people out there that can't even open the fucking thing without a wrench.

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[–] [deleted] 5 pts

o.O I won't tell your daddy about this but damn boy, could ya try to be less gay?

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Have you tried opening it with your vagina?

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

In Soviet Russia, the bottle opens you.

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  1. Slap the bottom of the bottle
  2. Open bottle. 3.works with jars as well. 4 faggot.
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Next week, he'll complain that M&Ms are too hard to peel.

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Its telling you to put it down and grab the whiskey. I like vodka too but make sure you have at least whiskey in house first.

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I dont know about it being terribly tough, but most packaging is designed so some mexican cant just waltz down and start chugalugging