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I will sell these broken cameras to the government, military, intelligence and law enforcement agencies since they need defective cameras all the time. I will make billions by selling them a guarantee that every camera they buy from me will always fail to record any incriminating evidence of any activity they may want to avoid the public seeing. No need for BleachBit if it never got recorded in the first place. The company slogan will be "nothing to see here folks" and the flagship product will be called the Epstein Pro.

I will sell these broken cameras to the government, military, intelligence and law enforcement agencies since they need defective cameras all the time. I will make billions by selling them a guarantee that every camera they buy from me will always fail to record any incriminating evidence of any activity they may want to avoid the public seeing. No need for BleachBit if it never got recorded in the first place. The company slogan will be "nothing to see here folks" and the flagship product will be called the Epstein Pro.

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Just slap a 30 day warranty on it.

Says enough about your product as is.

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There are typically warranty terms and applications for fitness of product written into a contract. You could be liable for warrantable returns or even subject to penalties or legal action if your product was determined to be defective by design.

The best bet would be to get someone inside to write you a sweetheart deal contract for your product. That way, you could sweep in with an exact bid and (most likely) win the contract.