One to love, and one for spare parts.
The trick is not to tell them which is which...
If you aren't convincing both kids they are the spare parts kid you're doing it wrong.
That's how you get Lizzie Borden'ed
That's the freaking genius of it. If they go for it you have 2 spare parts kids, if they don't go for it you get a quick axe murder instead of a slow death when your spare parts kid figures it out and won't relinquish their lung.
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