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I shit you not, the family of this nog is already making moves to have it demolished and a statue of him put in it's place

[–] • 5 pts (edited )

I was playing the video across the room and my wife asked me what that splat sound was.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

"Sorry I got excited ill clean it up"

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The first one, not the second one.

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Splat Albert Hey, HEY....OHHHH FUCKKKK!!!!

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Which video is this referring to? I have unfortunately missed it.

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Some 14 year old child falls off the chair and they slam onto the ground to their death. You can find it in any gore site (assuming they have not all been terminated).

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That 'child' was 6'4 and 340 pounds

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Imagine if he would have landed on the fence.

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Unfortunately for said negro, he exceeded the weight limit. Too bad he wasn't on a bungee, but maybe good luck for remaining passengers.

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The engineers calculated exactly where an object would land based on the velocity and the height where the ride decelerates

Uh, height and velocity aren't variables in were an object in freefall will land. It will land directly under where it started freefall no matter the speed or height in short distances like this where cross wind will not have a chance to effect a change in trajectory.

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This puts the fabled jew Rollercoaster Of Death to shame