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Just when I think I've heard most of it, this happens.

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Omigosh, , are you okay? Did you report your abuser? Does the smell ever go away?

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That fortunately wasn't me. Chickens are a kind of potato, not a bird.

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You laugh until it happens to you!

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I've neither denied nor confirmed whether or not this might have or might not have happened to me.

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No way that guy had an adult chicken stuck up his ass.

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Sounds like it was just the head and neck. But you wouldn't know that unless you read the article.

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...read the article.

Nice try. Not even once.

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I started to read it. I thought it was a hoax site but the other articles were normal.

So I went back and looked again. No way that guy even had half a five pound chicken up his ass.

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You're right. He didn't have half of a chicken stuffed in his ass. That's just the journalist doing what journalists do. If you read it, it's not hard to tell that it's just the head and neck.

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I tripped and fell, doc. It was a million to one shot, doc, a million to one!

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Insert obvious cock joke here.

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Chicken butt.

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If you find someone who works in an ER, you'll hear all sorts of stories about people putting shit up their butts.

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Well he really got cuched!

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He was just following direct orders from Dr.@Anusexpander