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My aunt brings me a load of groceries from the farm the other day. We are now officially out of covid, and the masks come off at the end of the month for large public venues. Of course, there are no masks at home.

However, she is a die hard lefty CBC consumer, and is convinced all unvaxed Canadians are plague carriers. So she keeps her social distance.

I pretend everything is completely normal as our conversation carries on, but every once in a while I take a step in her direction. She then takes a step back.

Over the course of fifteen minutes or so, I have moved her from my front door all the way down to the end of the driveway:)

Thanks for coming by, see you again soon.

My aunt brings me a load of groceries from the farm the other day. We are now officially out of covid, and the masks come off at the end of the month for large public venues. Of course, there are no masks at home. However, she is a die hard lefty CBC consumer, and is convinced all unvaxed Canadians are plague carriers. So she keeps her social distance. I pretend everything is completely normal as our conversation carries on, but every once in a while I take a step in her direction. She then takes a step back. Over the course of fifteen minutes or so, I have moved her from my front door all the way down to the end of the driveway:) Thanks for coming by, see you again soon.

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[–] • 3 pts

This is a good one. What a great way to inch unwanted relatives off your property.

[–] • 3 pts

Have you brushed your teeth recently though?

[–] • 1 pt

lay some truth on her. The actual distance to prevent an airborne contagion is 32 ft! The CDC pulled the 6ft rule out of their ass because they thought people would follow it.