He moved to Vermont so he could marry his mother. He's got a small goat farm he tends to now. The farm is notable as he only allows male goats to live there. Even though it's been explained to him multiple times they don't produce milk, he goes out there every morning with a bucket in one hand and a latex glove on the other, so he can milk his billie goats and give them a daily rectal exam. He keeps the used gloves on a nightstand next to his bed, because he says he loves the world too much now and doesn't want to pollute it with more trash. We tried to tell him latex is biodegradable, but you know how he is. The whole thing is mostly harmless so we just let it go, though recently he's been talking about starting a community outreach program where school kids can visit his farm and see how rural life is. It's a little concerning. Good ol' Anticlutch.