Suppose I should be clear about where I've actually been. County jail; probably about a dozen times. Never been to prison, or the "big house"... So, tips on surviving the county jail: - Learn to play spades - Never throw away food - Some of these niggas are on their way to prison, watch out. - Inspect the health of your bunkie. Don't bunk with a meth head covered in scabs, get the hell out of that situation fast. - I had to spend the night with a meth head covered in scabs. I didn't sleep that night. He took the top bunk, and somewhere around midnight to 1am his meth scab blanket fell off of his bunk and onto me. - Grown men watching daytime TV - That one young good looking female dep with the great ass we get to see come through every so often. She loves the attention. It's jail. You do your time and leave, while trying not to choke everyone around you.