They're all over the place, creaking around on their desiccated bones, the skin stretched like old parchment over their cheeks, plastic teeth gleaming in their mouths, bottle-dye hair or wigs, their eyes and lips made up like ten-dollar Tijuana whores. Cher. Madonna. Lady Gaga. Bette Midler. Dolly Parton. Kathy Griffith. Jane Fonda. It's like the land of the undead. Most of them are worn-out, old Jewesses.