Wait, I thought the models were only good for 12 years, when the entire northern seaboard was devastated in 2007. Good job people, crisis averted, now pack it up and go home.
2007 was a terrible year. In 2007 the last polar bear died. We ran out of oil. Famine killed most of us. It got so hot that all the seaboard flooded. The ozone layer gave us survivors cancer.
I was turned into a newt!
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