Damn Satan always trying to... entertain us, and shit! What's wrong with that guy?
...psst! hey!(shhh). [your prolapse is showing]
Oops, I wore that jock backward to keep everything packed up in there... guess I need to buy a bigger cup size?
Go spend all your energy and time on porn. Feel that instant pleasure... Sure beats pursuing a future loving, child rearing wife right?
You need to learn the Evil behind hedonism before it's too late
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