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🦠🦠🦠VACCINATION CARD🦠🦠 Hello. -Hi, table for two, please. -Sure, and your name. -Cody. -Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards? -Hmmm well first..Can you tell us who our server will be? -Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight. -Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card? -Um... -And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Same for you and the kitchen staff. -Um... -Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history. -Um... Let me get the manager for you. -That would be great, thanks. Make sure they have their vax card and medical records please.

Here’s the thing, nobody needs restaurants. And other places. But they need us. Start standing your ground.

Stolen and passing along.

🦠🦠🦠VACCINATION CARD🦠🦠 Hello. -Hi, table for two, please. -Sure, and your name. -Cody. -Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards? -Hmmm well first..Can you tell us who our server will be? -Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight. -Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card? -Um... -And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Same for you and the kitchen staff. -Um... -Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history. -Um... Let me get the manager for you. -That would be great, thanks. Make sure they have their vax card and medical records please. Here’s the thing, nobody needs restaurants. And other places. But they need us. Start standing your ground. Stolen and passing along.

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This is a phenomena I have NEVER understood. I have NEVER enjoyed "going out to eat". First off I'm a VERY un fussy eater. I'm just as satisfied with a mayonnaise sandwich as I am with a plate of home made Ravioli and sauce. Then there's the fucking WAITING. When I'M Hungry I'm HUNGRY. I don't want to wait in a line with a bunch of self propelled stomachs that don't need to be there anyway or slack jawed gabbers for whom this is their BIG night out or crying kids handled by pussy parents. I don't want to "have a drink at the bar" while I wait endlessly to be seated, greeted, have my order taken, MADE out of my sight by God KNOWS what Turd whurl ahole then served up nice and shitty anyway AND overpay for the experience. Yet people seem to LIVE for this activity. SMH