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Everybody screams! Everybody calls me crazy. "fucking stupid old man." "what's wrong with that fucking boomer?"

But it's my house. I'm teaching them how to drill for an air raid siren. ...or duck and cover your phone when the network goes down.

The War is coming. Like it or not. These pink-haired, nose-pierced faggots are going to be fighting it on our side. Once they get a taste of primitive nigger behavior, they'll be begging to come back home. Their kids, some of them... the young ones... get great big eyes and say, "grandpa, what did you do in the great meme war of 2016?" I just laugh and say, "We lost". Trump was a jew puppet.

Wake up, kids. Wake up before it's too late.

I love the smell of a lawnmower at midnight.

Everybody screams! Everybody calls me crazy. "fucking stupid old man." "what's wrong with that fucking boomer?" But it's my house. I'm teaching them how to drill for an air raid siren. ...or duck and cover your phone when the network goes down. The War is coming. Like it or not. These pink-haired, nose-pierced faggots are going to be fighting it on our side. Once they get a taste of primitive nigger behavior, they'll be begging to come back home. Their kids, some of them... the young ones... get great big eyes and say, "grandpa, what did you do in the great meme war of 2016?" I just laugh and say, "We lost". Trump was a jew puppet. Wake up, kids. Wake up before it's too late. I love the smell of a lawnmower at midnight.

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You should mix it up a bit by setting off the smoke alarm on alternate days.

Really keep them on edge.

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This word... These words: "smoke alarm"... What do they mean?