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Everybody screams! Everybody calls me crazy. "fucking stupid old man." "what's wrong with that fucking boomer?"

But it's my house. I'm teaching them how to drill for an air raid siren. ...or duck and cover your phone when the network goes down.

The War is coming. Like it or not. These pink-haired, nose-pierced faggots are going to be fighting it on our side. Once they get a taste of primitive nigger behavior, they'll be begging to come back home. Their kids, some of them... the young ones... get great big eyes and say, "grandpa, what did you do in the great meme war of 2016?" I just laugh and say, "We lost". Trump was a jew puppet.

Wake up, kids. Wake up before it's too late.

I love the smell of a lawnmower at midnight.

Everybody screams! Everybody calls me crazy. "fucking stupid old man." "what's wrong with that fucking boomer?" But it's my house. I'm teaching them how to drill for an air raid siren. ...or duck and cover your phone when the network goes down. The War is coming. Like it or not. These pink-haired, nose-pierced faggots are going to be fighting it on our side. Once they get a taste of primitive nigger behavior, they'll be begging to come back home. Their kids, some of them... the young ones... get great big eyes and say, "grandpa, what did you do in the great meme war of 2016?" I just laugh and say, "We lost". Trump was a jew puppet. Wake up, kids. Wake up before it's too late. I love the smell of a lawnmower at midnight.

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Please do it with the windows closed. Retard.

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It's summer. The windows are always open. The doors are made of wood with glass jalacy.

If I closed the windows, why, they would suspect me of trying to gas them like the poor six million jewish victims of the evil Nazis.

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You should mix it up a bit by setting off the smoke alarm on alternate days.

Really keep them on edge.

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This word... These words: "smoke alarm"... What do they mean?

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Brain damage from the looks of it.

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Does it smell like VICTORY?

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I love the smell of cut grass in the morning.

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Run that fucking bitch in the middle of the house in the middle of the night.

It's only then that you know who's on your side.

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Every livingroom needs a lawnmower.

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No. It smells worse than the garage level of the Port Authority bus terminal in NYC for about a minute or two. Then it rapidly dissipates as the warm, tropical air flows through my open windows here; far, far away from there.

But oddly enough, after a week or two, ...you start to crave that fucking smell.

hahahaha