You do know can just work at a horse farm and get close to horses and find a new crush, don't you?
You DO know that horse girls are INSANE, right?
But are they worse than the crazy cat lady down the street?
I was married to one...no.
LoL. True that. But a little bit of crazy is the spice of life right?
Yes, until she cuts yer dick off
A little bit of denial is the salt of life right?
I meant horses. You like girls? I thought you saw a picture of this girl standing next to your old crush, the horse.
It’s usually the horse that’s doing the fucking in human-equine relationships…. As opposed to humans doing the fucking in Muslim-sheep relationships…
Girls are gross, and have cooties.
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