PM me if you want the finest tinfoil hat money can buy. Handmade from the finest Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap with special attention paid to making sure the government and alien mind control rays can't get to your brain. I'll need pictures of your head with a ruler going horizontally and vertically and a $500 initial setup fee and only $250 for a hat. Any hats you order will be only $250 after I make the special mold specific to your cranial geometry.
PM me if you want the finest tinfoil hat money can buy.
Handmade from the finest Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap with special attention paid to making sure
the government and alien mind control rays can't get to your brain.
I'll need pictures of your head with a ruler going horizontally and vertically and a $500 initial setup fee and only $250 for a hat.
Any hats you order will be only $250 after I make the special mold specific to your cranial geometry.
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