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Make your own tuna salad. Why the fuck why I pay double the price for some nigger to make a sandwich which I can do better in less time? Fast food is for lazy fat fucks.

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Or for people with jobs. Sometimes folks have more money than time. I know that’s a hard concept for a smooth brained loser like yourself to grasp. Some people actually have jobs and aren’t waiting for bernie to win.

[–] 7 pts

open can, mix with mayo, put on bread. Your excuses are gay

I have a job. My time starts at 4:30 am. I get home after 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I right away try to do stuff for my wife who raises 2 kids. If you can't make the time to make a simple lunch, you are living life wrong.

BTW, these are light days. I still do this when my commute is 2 hours each way working 10's.. and it's manual labor so constantly burning calories.

Prioritize necessities first.

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I agree with you Kamalascunt. Sometime's its just easier to grab lunch when life gets in the way. But I won't waste money at subway. Bread is for fat bois

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Or for people with jobs.

Small-brained excuse. Pack it in like the rest of us bachelors, or enjoy being a nigger-tier fatass.

Clock the time both ways - if you actually had a job where your time mattered, you would have done this already. Fast food isn't 'fast', it is 'convenient' for the lazy, like yourself. Worse, it isn't even as convenient as opening a lunch bag, but this requires future planning, etc.

Once you start packing lunch, you can upgrade further by making a shit-ton of food for dinner and eating it for the next 3-4 meals. You end up only cooking 3-4 times a week - there is nothing more convenient, you just need future planning.

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Exactly, meal prep on Sundays is really efficient and (can be) very healthy too.

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Not that I'd ever eat their shitty food, but it's really stupid to expect to find a specific fishes DNA in a vat of highly processed, cooked meat. DNA falls apart during cooking and processing.

I believe they use tuna. I just believe they process the fuck out of it until its unrecognizable as tuna. Gross either way, but there's a huge difference.

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Nope. If dna can be extracted from bones burned in a fire or that of a drowned person, they can absolutely tell you if the tuna is real. Don’t be such an NPC. “Oh, they have a big pot they process it in so it takes out the dna” (no Neil the nigger scientist it doesn’t).

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Do your research, the idiot reporter sent a sample of tuna salad off to a local lab that typically deals with blood, saliva, and other generally isolated fluids. NO DNA was found. Not the wrong DNA. NO DNA.

Why? Processing and heat. Fucking research DNA degradation. As soon as a cell dies, DNA begins to degrade. Soft tissue degrades faster. Hard tissues like bones and teeth degrade far slower. Beyond that, the process and technology used at the local lab were nothing like what is used at a university studying ancient DNA.

This is clickbait fakenews. You are the NPC.

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Yep, seems to me Subway has a slander lawsuit primed against the Times here and they should do it to stop this fake news.

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Ireland ruled that due to the high sugar content

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That could be said for almost all American "breads".

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I knew that shit wasn’t real.

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Well day hire pedos as day spokes ppl like the US government Sooo......