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I wanna bake a cake, but am out of vegetal oil. My housemates are both too stoned to drive, and I won't have my own car til Monday. I WANT SOME FUCKING CAKE! How I hate living with potheads.

I wanna bake a cake, but am out of vegetal oil. My housemates are both too stoned to drive, and I won't have my own car til Monday. I WANT SOME FUCKING CAKE! How I hate living with potheads.

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That sucks, but at least you'll have a car on Monday, which is nice. In the meantime, you can substitute that missing veggie oil with bananas, apple sauce, ghee, or extra butter if you have any of that stuff laying around. I think there are a few other things I haven't listed that you could use instead of oil as well. You'll have to use a search engine to figure out what the ratios are.

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I have NONE of that stuff. I really need to find a fat girl to shack up with.

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Lol, or one that just knows how to bake. My issue is that I have been on strict keto for years, but my husband is thin and loves cake, so I had to learn to bake without tasting anything.

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You only have one life to live, Toots. Eat the damn cake if you are so inclined. I am tall and slim, so the cake doesn't affect me one bit, but even if I were a fatty I would still eat it. Our lives are just a blip on the universal scale, ultimately meaningless.