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I wanna bake a cake, but am out of vegetal oil. My housemates are both too stoned to drive, and I won't have my own car til Monday. I WANT SOME FUCKING CAKE! How I hate living with potheads.

I wanna bake a cake, but am out of vegetal oil. My housemates are both too stoned to drive, and I won't have my own car til Monday. I WANT SOME FUCKING CAKE! How I hate living with potheads.

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OH YEAH? I WILL EXPAND BOTH YOUR ANUSES, ON THE MORROW!

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MY HUSBAND, ANDREW, IS THE ONE WITH TWO ANUSES, BECAUSE HE IS A TRANNY!!! BAKE THAT CAKE SO I CAN SODOMIZE IT!

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WELL, I WOULD, BUT I AIN'T GOT NO MUTHAFUKKIN CORN OIL, YA FEEL ME, NIGGA?

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TOUGH, NIGGA, COS THAT MEANS I'M GOIN' IN DRY!