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I wanna bake a cake, but am out of vegetal oil. My housemates are both too stoned to drive, and I won't have my own car til Monday. I WANT SOME FUCKING CAKE! How I hate living with potheads.

I wanna bake a cake, but am out of vegetal oil. My housemates are both too stoned to drive, and I won't have my own car til Monday. I WANT SOME FUCKING CAKE! How I hate living with potheads.

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Use applesauce instead of vegetable oil. Trust me. Hope that helps. Use equal amount. So if it's 1 cup vegetable oil , use one cup applesauce in the recipe instead.

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AIN'T GOT NONE! But thanks, I read about that yestiddy. Would it work with a yellow cake mix and chocky frosting? I'm skeered!

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I'm trying to say, use applesauce in place of vegetable oil.. is this a shit post?.

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Does it SOUND like a shitpost? I am in GENUINE DISTRESS!

--I also don't have any applesauce...but I cannot imagine that it does the same job that veg oil does...how sure are you about this?

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For a yellow cake mix with chocolate frosting? I'm uncertain if that will combine..

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Wait.. You're mixing it all together??..

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Also, you can use flaxseed in place of eggs in recipes as well as chia I believe. I cook constantly so I wouldn't suggest something if it wasn't something I would try or have tried myself. You're welcome to find this information online as well. I thought it was weird as well and when I tried it, I wasn't able to taste any apple taste whatsoever and the cake was pleasantly better because it was moist and fluffy. Vegetable oil is usually soy based and anything is better than soy.

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This is correct. Applesauce is a great substitute for oil, especially in cakes. Flaxseed is a binding agent. One of my close relatives is allergic to eggs and we use flaxseed for him.

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I added applesauce to my shopping list, and will try it on the morrow, thank you. If I don't like it, the gators get it (there is a swamp behind my house).

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People addicted to marijuana are mental and physical weaklings

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its 6am on a sunday, and im going to work in an hour.

fuck off with your stupid stereotypes.

lazy cunts are lazy.

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How much you bench?

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dont know, how much does your mum weigh

how late did you stay in bed this morning you lazy fuck.

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How I hate it! And to think I was one, 30 years ago...unbelievable.

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That sucks, but at least you'll have a car on Monday, which is nice. In the meantime, you can substitute that missing veggie oil with bananas, apple sauce, ghee, or extra butter if you have any of that stuff laying around. I think there are a few other things I haven't listed that you could use instead of oil as well. You'll have to use a search engine to figure out what the ratios are.

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I have NONE of that stuff. I really need to find a fat girl to shack up with.

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Lol, or one that just knows how to bake. My issue is that I have been on strict keto for years, but my husband is thin and loves cake, so I had to learn to bake without tasting anything.

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You only have one life to live, Toots. Eat the damn cake if you are so inclined. I am tall and slim, so the cake doesn't affect me one bit, but even if I were a fatty I would still eat it. Our lives are just a blip on the universal scale, ultimately meaningless.

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Use butter or margarine, even Crisco.

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Don't have enuff butter! Ain't got no Crisco! Only olive oil, but it does not go well with chocky frosting..FUCK. I'm dyin here.

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Thanks, but my autistic ways only allow me to eat certain things..

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dude use applesauce. It works. 1:1 ratio

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Too stoned to drive? They are inept.

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It's also fatigue, we all work hard and commute a lot. One of the niggers is working on his car, so, props to him.

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I'm a FAGGOT and so is my HUSBAND, Andrew, so BAKE THAT CAKE OR ELSE WE SUE!

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OH YEAH? I WILL EXPAND BOTH YOUR ANUSES, ON THE MORROW!

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MY HUSBAND, ANDREW, IS THE ONE WITH TWO ANUSES, BECAUSE HE IS A TRANNY!!! BAKE THAT CAKE SO I CAN SODOMIZE IT!

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WELL, I WOULD, BUT I AIN'T GOT NO MUTHAFUKKIN CORN OIL, YA FEEL ME, NIGGA?

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Oh fuck you failure, and I thought you were better than me. Dickweed.

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Use butter faggot. Vegetable oil makes the cake have shitty texture and a terrible "chew".

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I AiN'T GOT ENUFF BUTTER, as I explained earlier. And my cakes turn out GREAT.

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Don't use vegetable oil, it's poison. I don't care what it says on the cake box, they do that to market poison.

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I just got back from Walmart with a GALLON of the stuff :(

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Return it and get some lard, butter, or coconut oil! You can make ghee (clarified butter) by throwing butter in a crock pot for a day, then it's shelf stable.

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I hate coconut anything. I have been advised to use applesauce instead of veg oil. But I will use veg oil just to be a jerk to myself.

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