I pass LLNs (leftlane niggers) as close as I can, missing by millimeters, then swerve in front of them and slow down. I wish I had machine guns under my bumpers.
I've been thinking about making some of those sheetmetal tirespikes and installing a little gadget to release them from under my Spare Tire mount. That or tossing them out the window above me.
Uh-huh, I still want .75 cal recoilless machine guns
Time and a place. DOTR could be DOT.75CRMG.
Smoke flares and reverse mounted beams . I could bring some eggs with me
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