Traditionally.. All cars need to be crush tested but mine was approved as I was able to bypass all of the rules.
It was a matter of urgency, since there was a global emergency.
My car works with fuel cells. I know this technology is at an embryonic stage, but you have to trust me. It works.
Also you cant sue me and I cant be held liable if you end up dying because of my car. But don't worry.. Only a conspiracy nut would question my car.
Oh.. And if you want to go outside, for groceries or visit your elderly relatives.. You can't. Unless you drive MY car. But you are free not to use it. I meam you are a free citizen, nobody is forcing you into buying my car. You can survive without groceries, can't you? Who needa a job? Go build your own corporation.
I know.. I know.. I made some remarks about literally killing you all in the past.. And i know I am not a car builder and I am pretty sure you are wondering why cant I keep a straight face on my interviews.. Why cant I stop smiling and rubbing my hands together? But trust me.
If you lovw grandma, you ll only buy my car. What are you? A white supremacist?
Traditionally.. All cars need to be crush tested but mine was approved as I was able to bypass all of the rules.
It was a matter of urgency, since there was a global emergency.
My car works with fuel cells. I know this technology is at an embryonic stage, but you have to trust me. It works.
Also you cant sue me and I cant be held liable if you end up dying because of my car. But don't worry.. Only a conspiracy nut would question my car.
Oh.. And if you want to go outside, for groceries or visit your elderly relatives.. You can't. Unless you drive MY car. But you are free not to use it. I meam you are a free citizen, nobody is forcing you into buying my car. You can survive without groceries, can't you? Who needa a job? Go build your own corporation.
I know.. I know.. I made some remarks about literally killing you all in the past.. And i know I am not a car builder and I am pretty sure you are wondering why cant I keep a straight face on my interviews.. Why cant I stop smiling and rubbing my hands together? But trust me.
If you lovw grandma, you ll only buy my car. What are you? A white supremacist?
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