HOW THE FUCK DO I GET SAUCE IN MY FUCKIN BEARD WHEN IM EATING A BURGER
MY BEARD IS BELOW MY MOUTH
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN
fucken
Put it to use and start flossing your teeth like that.
It's spring my dude time to downsize
You might be right..
I just got one caught in the pull tab on my beer can
Ouch. Those make my eyes water. Did you staredown the can for a good three seconds like I do? Because that can needs to know what it did wrong!
Kinda actually
Haha i fucking hate that.
Shave that mustache, boy, you ain't earned it. The stache is for men of authority.
Define authority. I dont think you comprehend the meaning.
Will do no such thing, as I do not recognize your authority to make such demands.
Holy shit, what an inane wannabe bridge dweller you are.
... i dont think thats how that works son.
you get the authority from the facial hair.
'stache is like fucking.... up to NCO level.
Get yourself a couple of decades with a full beard then we talk about having authority :D
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