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  • Don't beat weak or pregnant females

  • Don't use counterfeit money

  • Don't do lots of hard drugs

  • Don't drive intoxicated

  • Don't loiter and claim "muh privilege"

And the NUMBER ONE:

  • If you are knowingly committing felonies and heavily intoxicated and a police officer stops you? You listen, surrender and go to a holding center.

I've actually been there once. I was black out drunk and a girl had just dumped me. I was angry, confused and very drunk. When police saw me they approached and it was natural instinct for me to simply admit, I am drunk, sad and please can you take me home or to the drunk tank.

They called a van which I thought was going to take me to a drunk tank but I remember getting home, them helping me to the door and telling me to be safe.

Oh yeah, the last important rule:

  • Don't chimp out.. it always seems to be the reason for these needless deaths. Listen to the police and if you're a criminal you are not a hero. You deserve what you get.

The George Floyd was a not guilty cut and dry case which is why they made sure to dox and rig the jury.

- Don't beat weak or pregnant females - Don't use counterfeit money - Don't do lots of hard drugs - Don't drive intoxicated - Don't loiter and claim "muh privilege" And the NUMBER ONE: - If you are knowingly committing felonies and heavily intoxicated and a police officer stops you? You listen, surrender and go to a holding center. I've actually been there once. I was black out drunk and a girl had just dumped me. I was angry, confused and very drunk. When police saw me they approached and it was natural instinct for me to simply admit, I am drunk, sad and please can you take me home or to the drunk tank. They called a van which I thought was going to take me to a drunk tank but I remember getting home, them helping me to the door and telling me to be safe. Oh yeah, the last important rule: - Don't chimp out.. it always seems to be the reason for these needless deaths. Listen to the police and if you're a criminal you are not a hero. You deserve what you get. The George Floyd was a not guilty cut and dry case which is why they made sure to dox and rig the jury.

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I have only had to cooperate with police once and I willingly did. If you're not actively being a moron and felon with non crimibal history after they run you through the system they treat you like a human.

You just listen and comply. Simple.

Chimps tend to be violent and rage out and then people wonder why they were tased or shot. Fucking idiots.

George Floyd was guilty of multiple crimes. He overdosed and that is too bad, but nobody should have been punished and his family shouldn't have won Niggerball lotto.