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Can you stand from a seated position on the floor without using your hands?

Can you stand from a seated position on the floor without using your hands?

I could if I were sober
I need to use one hand [not gonna tell you what the other hand is currently... handling]
I need to use two hands
I need to use two hands, my knees, and lots of groans
Ewwwwww, da floor is dirty!
I'm not even gonna try!
Fuck You!

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Start from sitting with your legs crossed.

Push off the ground with the outside of your feet.

ta-da, you're off the ground

sober or drunk

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Easy if you roll onto your knees.

Edit: Now my ribs hurt. Fuck You.

[–] • 1 pt

I could if i had legs.