[Confucius say: I drink too much uhhhhh soda pop. Soda pop uhhh uhhhhh coca cola... diet pepsi... uhhh sprite... dr. pepper. I drink all at once. Then I got a stomach ache and then I got- and then I gotta poop my pants.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BqoI9eqiyRo)
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