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So we took our son out to his favorite restaurant for his birthday supper the other day. I put the wonderful mask on my chin as is required custom now for entry to all businesses. My wife and kids who "dont want to bring attention to ourselves like you" put on masks over their faces....whatever, social pressure yada yada yada.

So anyway we go in to the restaurant and were greeted with hand sanitizer. I said "no thanks I will keep my hands in my pocket" To this I received a look of horror and some confusion from the girl as such if she had saw me scratch my asshole with my finger. Anyway then there was a book that I was directed to "we do contract tracing here, we need your name and cell phone number".

I was like ok thats fine "Donald Trump 555-5555". I told my wife and kids that I signed it as the Don, and they were shocked and freaked out as I chuckled..."they are going to spit in our food".

Do you think they spit in our food?

So we took our son out to his favorite restaurant for his birthday supper the other day. I put the wonderful mask on my chin as is required custom now for entry to all businesses. My wife and kids who "dont want to bring attention to ourselves like you" put on masks over their faces....whatever, social pressure yada yada yada. So anyway we go in to the restaurant and were greeted with hand sanitizer. I said "no thanks I will keep my hands in my pocket" To this I received a look of horror and some confusion from the girl as such if she had saw me scratch my asshole with my finger. Anyway then there was a book that I was directed to "we do contract tracing here, we need your name and cell phone number". I was like ok thats fine "Donald Trump 555-5555". I told my wife and kids that I signed it as the Don, and they were shocked and freaked out as I chuckled..."they are going to spit in our food". Do you think they spit in our food?

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Na it was his birthday, there are limits. Where I am its crazy but most people are scared shitless of the china flu. Like I make it a bit of fun with my chin warmer (ask is on my chin only)freaking out the retards, and standing close in the checkout line. I used to not even put on a chin warmer but the stores went all retarded.

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I live in Fl. 98% of the sheeple are wearing the face diaper. I quit in mid Sept. No one says shit. Although I do rarely get dirty looks. I refuse to play the charade of wearing one from the door to a table so havent been to a restaurant in over a year.