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So we took our son out to his favorite restaurant for his birthday supper the other day. I put the wonderful mask on my chin as is required custom now for entry to all businesses. My wife and kids who "dont want to bring attention to ourselves like you" put on masks over their faces....whatever, social pressure yada yada yada.

So anyway we go in to the restaurant and were greeted with hand sanitizer. I said "no thanks I will keep my hands in my pocket" To this I received a look of horror and some confusion from the girl as such if she had saw me scratch my asshole with my finger. Anyway then there was a book that I was directed to "we do contract tracing here, we need your name and cell phone number".

I was like ok thats fine "Donald Trump 555-5555". I told my wife and kids that I signed it as the Don, and they were shocked and freaked out as I chuckled..."they are going to spit in our food".

Do you think they spit in our food?

So we took our son out to his favorite restaurant for his birthday supper the other day. I put the wonderful mask on my chin as is required custom now for entry to all businesses. My wife and kids who "dont want to bring attention to ourselves like you" put on masks over their faces....whatever, social pressure yada yada yada. So anyway we go in to the restaurant and were greeted with hand sanitizer. I said "no thanks I will keep my hands in my pocket" To this I received a look of horror and some confusion from the girl as such if she had saw me scratch my asshole with my finger. Anyway then there was a book that I was directed to "we do contract tracing here, we need your name and cell phone number". I was like ok thats fine "Donald Trump 555-5555". I told my wife and kids that I signed it as the Don, and they were shocked and freaked out as I chuckled..."they are going to spit in our food". Do you think they spit in our food?

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[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Sorry to hear your father fucked you too many times my friend. You should see a proctologist to see if they can fix your stretched asshole.

If you liked girls, someday you would understand about a childs birthday and how you would do things for them. If he wants a fucking burger for his birthday he will get a fucking burger. But you would not understand because you cant have a child fucking johnnies asshole.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

Ooooh. Now it makes sense. You're gonna inject experimental DNA altering drugs into your kids too I bet, all so you can feel "normal". "Happy birthday, Jimmy. Here's some poison from your pussy of a father."

After you retards kill yourselves vaccinating against the sniffles, we'll finally have a smarter gene pool.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Whatever dude. That gene therapy poison aint coming near me or my family. An internet hero calling me a pussy means nothing to me. The sad part is that you really think you are my equal.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

NO ONE in my family has or will wear that submission muzzle even once. My tiny wife and little girls included. You're already doing what they tell you to feel "normal". You'll definitely inject your kids. Man the fuck up, faggot. I'd tell you the same thing in person, but more painfully to you.