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So we took our son out to his favorite restaurant for his birthday supper the other day. I put the wonderful mask on my chin as is required custom now for entry to all businesses. My wife and kids who "dont want to bring attention to ourselves like you" put on masks over their faces....whatever, social pressure yada yada yada.

So anyway we go in to the restaurant and were greeted with hand sanitizer. I said "no thanks I will keep my hands in my pocket" To this I received a look of horror and some confusion from the girl as such if she had saw me scratch my asshole with my finger. Anyway then there was a book that I was directed to "we do contract tracing here, we need your name and cell phone number".

I was like ok thats fine "Donald Trump 555-5555". I told my wife and kids that I signed it as the Don, and they were shocked and freaked out as I chuckled..."they are going to spit in our food".

Do you think they spit in our food?

So we took our son out to his favorite restaurant for his birthday supper the other day. I put the wonderful mask on my chin as is required custom now for entry to all businesses. My wife and kids who "dont want to bring attention to ourselves like you" put on masks over their faces....whatever, social pressure yada yada yada. So anyway we go in to the restaurant and were greeted with hand sanitizer. I said "no thanks I will keep my hands in my pocket" To this I received a look of horror and some confusion from the girl as such if she had saw me scratch my asshole with my finger. Anyway then there was a book that I was directed to "we do contract tracing here, we need your name and cell phone number". I was like ok thats fine "Donald Trump 555-5555". I told my wife and kids that I signed it as the Don, and they were shocked and freaked out as I chuckled..."they are going to spit in our food". Do you think they spit in our food?

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[–] • 3 pts

Yes. Fuck anywhere that does 'contact tracing.'

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I am always Donald Trump for that shit. At a restaurant in another city last year they gave me a slip of paper to write my name and phone number on when I was seated. I looked up the number to the white house for that one as I was seated and had time.

I filled my Iphone storage so there is not enough free space to do an update in case they tried to force that covid tracing bullshit.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

It is actually the law here, so they have to do it in restaurants.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

You and your family sounds like a bunch of fags. I'd spit on them, and then go eat literally anywhere else.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

family knows its 100% bullshit, go fuck yourself.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

The longer you and your faggot family comply, the longer this nightmare persists. Grow some balls and man the fuck up. Thanks for trading in our country for a chain restaurant cheeseburger, you gluttonous retard. Go fuck YOUR self. https://files.catbox.moe/zkzjoa.png

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Sorry to hear your father fucked you too many times my friend. You should see a proctologist to see if they can fix your stretched asshole.

If you liked girls, someday you would understand about a childs birthday and how you would do things for them. If he wants a fucking burger for his birthday he will get a fucking burger. But you would not understand because you cant have a child fucking johnnies asshole.

[–] • 0 pt

I would never go to a place that requires me to sign anything just to get some fucking food. The drive-thru lane doesn't ask for it, neither does Walmart.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Yea well if someone gets the coof and was there while I was there Donald Trump will be in big trouble LoL

[–] • 0 pt

you should have walked out and taught your kids not to surrender their rights

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Na it was his birthday, there are limits. Where I am its crazy but most people are scared shitless of the china flu. Like I make it a bit of fun with my chin warmer (ask is on my chin only)freaking out the retards, and standing close in the checkout line. I used to not even put on a chin warmer but the stores went all retarded.

[–] • 0 pt

I live in Fl. 98% of the sheeple are wearing the face diaper. I quit in mid Sept. No one says shit. Although I do rarely get dirty looks. I refuse to play the charade of wearing one from the door to a table so havent been to a restaurant in over a year.