I do something like this.
Ya know who else was a vegetarian? HITLER, IF YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN YOU'RE JUST LIKE HITLER!
Guess who else loved dogs, fuckin HITLER YOU GODDAMN NAZI!
HITLER breathed air, oh shit EVERYONE BREATHES AIR! WE'RE ALL HECKKEN NAZIS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jews are so crazy, for many years it was against the law to have a concert featuring the music of Richard Wagner. Why? Because the Nazis liked Wagner, and Wagner hated Jews.
I used the vegetarian one before. The response I usually get is "Doing one good thing doesn't mean he's not a monster." or some shit similar to that.
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