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Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All employees slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave.

I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!!

Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained.

You should know this because.... beer.

Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All ~~employees~~ slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave. I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!! Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained. You should know this because.... beer.

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Plenty of those critters here in NorCal. Strange to say, but the 6' floor markers at the Safeway supermarket had mysteriously vanished today (there a couple days ago), and everyone in line was so close together the gal behind me was tit-bumping into my back.

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I absolutely love ignoring the stickers on the floor and not wearing / only on my chin mask. The other day there was a double mask / full face shield crazy bitch in the lineup to the checkout. There was a look of horor on her face when she saw me like 2 feet behind her. My wife says "you enjoy the attention and tormenting people" --- I say YUP.