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Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All employees slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave.

I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!!

Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained.

You should know this because.... beer.

Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All ~~employees~~ slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave. I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!! Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained. You should know this because.... beer.

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I'm on the verge of patenting my own unique design for a nose mask. It's a minimalist mask that gives its wearer as much freedom as possible while at the same time ensuring complete protection. The spherical shape causes the contaminated air to swirl around and around before entering the nostrils, thereby trapping it and rendering it inert; and the bright red color attracts and concentrates the heat of the sunlight, cooking and killing the virus in the mask as it enters or as it leaves the body. In this way total protection is obtained not only for the wearer, but for anyone else in the vicinity of the wearer.