Its funny, because I had covid / whatever the awful fuck it was last year and I still take coughing fits sometimes. You want to see people looking freaked out be around me when something triggers the coughing in a walmart.
Calling the store manager a moron and slowly lifting the mask up over your nose and watching the complete state of confusion is another of my fun shopping games. And the mask on my chin is home made by me from an old fishing bug suit and you can see through the fucking thing, but it shuts the retards up.
I hear ya, the screwball mask wearers freak out if somebody even clears the damn throat, that's how fucking ignorant they are.
Masks have only been a thing since last march, but these retards act like we've been wearing masks for decades and they stare like a fucking deer in headlights when I walk by without one.
But so what. To hell with them.
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