Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All employees slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave.
I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!!
Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained.
You should know this because.... beer.
Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All ~~employees~~ slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave.
I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!!
Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained.
You should know this because.... beer.
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