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Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All employees slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave.

I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!!

Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained.

You should know this because.... beer.

Son wanted a "bearded dragon" as his gift for straight A report card. We went to petsmart. This is Texas, 50/50 mask wearers in store. All ~~employees~~ slaves in masks. Found lizard and aquarium kit for it. Got in check out line. I noticed that the old (60's) white guy (solo, no wife) in front of me was wearing 2 masks. I'd never seen 2 masks at once IRL to this point. I start laughing.... un controllably laughing. My son keeps asking why I'm laughing but I can't stop to tell him. Tears I'm laughing so hard. Old guy pays and leaves. I finally get my shit together to pay for silly lizard and lizard stuff. We leave. I don't get out much and I had no idea people were actually double-masking because MUH ESSSPERT!!! Kid happy, lizard still alive, Dingdong44 entertained. You should know this because.... beer.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

I have seen a double masked idiot with a full face shield. I LoL'ed. Then I stood close to her in the checkout line, She looked nervous because I was not doing the 6' foot thing and my mask was on my chin.

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Next time, clear your throat a lot and look like you're about to sneeze.

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Its funny, because I had covid / whatever the awful fuck it was last year and I still take coughing fits sometimes. You want to see people looking freaked out be around me when something triggers the coughing in a walmart.

Calling the store manager a moron and slowly lifting the mask up over your nose and watching the complete state of confusion is another of my fun shopping games. And the mask on my chin is home made by me from an old fishing bug suit and you can see through the fucking thing, but it shuts the retards up.

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I hear ya, the screwball mask wearers freak out if somebody even clears the damn throat, that's how fucking ignorant they are.

Masks have only been a thing since last march, but these retards act like we've been wearing masks for decades and they stare like a fucking deer in headlights when I walk by without one.

But so what. To hell with them.

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Plenty of those critters here in NorCal. Strange to say, but the 6' floor markers at the Safeway supermarket had mysteriously vanished today (there a couple days ago), and everyone in line was so close together the gal behind me was tit-bumping into my back.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I absolutely love ignoring the stickers on the floor and not wearing / only on my chin mask. The other day there was a double mask / full face shield crazy bitch in the lineup to the checkout. There was a look of horor on her face when she saw me like 2 feet behind her. My wife says "you enjoy the attention and tormenting people" --- I say YUP.

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Yeah I should have Biden'd his shoulder and sniffed his hair.... I couldn't stop laughing

[–] • 4 pts

I'm honestly starting to understand why Bill Gates wants to kill everyone... this shit is unreal.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm starting to become a Gates supporter

[–] • 1 pt

If conservatives play their cards right, Billie will end up mostly culling the herd of his own kind.

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I'm on the verge of patenting my own unique design for a nose mask. It's a minimalist mask that gives its wearer as much freedom as possible while at the same time ensuring complete protection. The spherical shape causes the contaminated air to swirl around and around before entering the nostrils, thereby trapping it and rendering it inert; and the bright red color attracts and concentrates the heat of the sunlight, cooking and killing the virus in the mask as it enters or as it leaves the body. In this way total protection is obtained not only for the wearer, but for anyone else in the vicinity of the wearer.

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I'm in San antonio 99.9% of people are wearing mask every where even in heb which said you don't have too. They were them out side at parks I feel like I'm living in a fucking black mirror episode it is insane nothing is happening it is all media bullshit it is beyond obvious there are so many lies so many holes in the story but these sheeple still believe it. If goverment said tommorrow no more mask and cnn said it too they would all stop and really believe it's ok. It's mind numbing and soul crushing to live around these morons

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

They probably thought you were laughing and crying like an autismo anyway. They thought your kid was your caregiver. Stand up straight next time.

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People started at my work and I did a double take. It is too funny.

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I saw a middle-aged hag sitting by herself at a bus stop, with two masks. I rolled the window down and HAW-HAW!'d at her, loudly. She didn't react. Then I was depressed at the stupidity of the great unwashed masses.