stop biting infant penises
start eating bacon
stop hiding bald spots with tiny hats
Look, I love bacon as much as the next person, but don’t eat too much of it, it’s not very healthy.
Otherwise, carry on.
Jews tell me that exact excuse all the time. Its something a jew would say.
Ok guy, go ahead and eat tons of bacon with the tons of nitrates, sugar and sodium everyday. Maybe if you cure your own bacon with no sugar and just smoke, it would be ok, but most people eat whatever they find in a store.
I am a health nut, I eat bacon sometimes because it is delicious, but I moderate that along with the rest of my diet. Go ahead and eat what you want, just don’t cry when you are obese and have hypertension.
Bacon grease is as healthy as olive oil if you don't burn it.
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