I appreciate the joke as a commentary on times we live in, but youve obviously never had to put the beat down on someone and then justify it to inquisitors.
So can you now explain the several other blows when he was on the ground?"
Subject refused verbal redirection and continued comabative behavior despite methods of restraint and defense of myself and others. I deployed the least lethal method of defense as required by the situation. I had to hit him 25 times because 24 wasnt enough and 26 would have been too much, your Honor.
Source: 12 years as Dallas bail bondsman and bounty hunter.
Depending on th judge, 60% of the time, it works every time.
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