You know you want it, you stupid pretty bird! Your feathers would not be all sexy like that if you didn't want it!!
You wish you could get this, but you'll not even get a Biden Sniff.
Aw, cmon. I smell okayish! I am covered in teak sawdust powder fer chrissakes! SNIFF ME!!
See? Better than the usual expired nougat smell!
I see there will be quite the number of things that need outlawed on day one of my new administration.
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