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I kinda figured they'd be fatty, like a duck, probably even more so.

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You kinda figured SUPER RIGHT!

Gotta make sure the goose grease doesn't burn your house down! I put the buggest hugest [really big] pan under our goose to collect the yummy goosegrease, but that totally overflowed! The kitchen was super smoky, but I cleaned it up and carried on with the cooking, using the baster to take out bunches of goose grease at a time and saving it in things for making gravy and stuff later.

Goddam what a good bird. Fed the whole family, with leftovers for days!

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Did you shoot it or buy it somewhere? I've never seen one for sale.

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There was this one store that had the AWESOMEST meat deprtment. We got it there.

That store got gobbled up by a bigger corporation and now they kind of suck. They don't have gooses anymore. So next time we'll have to shoot one.

That store used to have these "Rosie" chickens also; those were so delicious, we figured those birds probably got a super insect rich diet or something. Or maybe they were fed only the very most delicious chicken so that they tasted like SUPER delicious chickens! Seriously, I never realised that chickens could be THAT good. I mean, chicken's pretty much always pretty good, but this was different.

Gotta shoot our own chickens now, too!