I'd love to try one of these geese. Those things are everywhere here and they shit all over everything.
They are quite tasty.
They are remarkably delicious.
Surprisingly fatty.
I kinda figured they'd be fatty, like a duck, probably even more so.
You kinda figured SUPER RIGHT!
Gotta make sure the goose grease doesn't burn your house down! I put the buggest hugest [really big] pan under our goose to collect the yummy goosegrease, but that totally overflowed! The kitchen was super smoky, but I cleaned it up and carried on with the cooking, using the baster to take out bunches of goose grease at a time and saving it in things for making gravy and stuff later.
Goddam what a good bird. Fed the whole family, with leftovers for days!
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