The one good thing about really fat people that piss me off is I get to break out my canned speech.
"You ever see people in their 80's about your size? 70's? 60's? 50's? You know why? They start dropping like flies in their 40's. Have a good rest of your life."
The joke's on you. They actually want to die
The real joke is them ,and I want them to die faster.
That thing doesn't want him to call the police because it ate his battery
Almost as plausible as a "BIPOC" stole it.
I don't even want to know what a BIPOC is. My mind is too polluted with all this faux-terminology as is.
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