You go to the Patient Portal online to set an appointment. Great, no miscommunication or misunderstandings possible and written record right there! Oh, but despite checking "reply to me via Patient Portal" they FUCKING CALL YOU. Motherfucker I could have called you but I don't want to! | Poal: Say what you want.

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You go to the Patient Portal online to set an appointment. Great, no miscommunication or misunderstandings possible and written record right there! Oh, but despite checking "reply to me via Patient Portal" they FUCKING CALL YOU. Motherfucker I could have called you but I don't want to!

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Get a google voice number
Record long voicemail intro. GV allows 3 minutes.
Give number to ~~quack~~doctor.
Let the robot talk to them.
Enjoy a commie-free America.

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