He probably forgot all four of the rules:
You can guess if a gun is loaded by how heavy it feels.
Shooting people can be illegal but you can often get your way just by pointing.
Don't let your finger ever leave the trigger so you're always ready for action.
If you can't see your target you can shoot at noises.
5 - Don't worry about what's behind your target, it's probably nothing important.
6 - If the gun misfires, look down the barrel to see if it's clogged.
7 - A few strong drinks can improve your aim.
You are both the heroes we need.
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